Thee Idiots Computing *

idiots amidst computers
minds a total blank
pianos in the posh kids houses
neglected tuneless pianos
lost hours of the day
9 hundred million different ways
of nothing new to say

muppetts on their mobiles driving
really cut a dash
can you ring me at the a & e
i'm just about to crash
call back at the a & e
well what d' you fancy for your tea tonight

cos it's going cold
now it's gone cold
cold and dry

idiots amidst computers
burning holes in eyes
summers brief and nearly over
still not been outside
like monkeys with a coffee jar
eventually you'll go as far as
the planet of the apes

muppetts on their mobiles
got to call you every hour
i was walking bored down uxbridge road
did i get you out the shower
i'm grinning as the phone call ends
hey look at me don't i have loads of friends

and you're sold
and then old
before your time
the gold with mould it shines

* That Sentimental Slush, Bitter Springs