Sex With Your Parents (Motherfucker) *

I was thinking of things that I hate to do
Sex with your parents
Things you do to me or I do to you, baby
Sex with your parents, something -

- Fatter and uglier than Rush Rambo
Somethin' more disgusting than Robert Dole
Somethin' pink that climbs out of a hole and there it was
Sex with your parents

I was getting so sick of this rightwing Republican shit
These ugly old men scared of young tit and dick
So I tried to think of something that made me sick
And there it was
Sex with your parents

Now these old fucks can steal all they want
And they can go and pass laws saying
you can't say what you want
And you can't look at this
And you can't look at that
And you can't smoke this
And you can't snort that
And me, baby, I got statistics, I got stats
These people have been to bed with their parents

Now I know you're shocked
but hang and have a brew
If you think about it for a minute
you know that it's true
They're ashamed and repelled
they don't know what to do
They've had sex with their parents
When they looked into their lovers' eyes they saw
Mom
In the name of family values we must ask
whose family
In the name of family values we must ask
Senator -

It's been reported that you have had
illegal congress with your mother
Sex with your parents
Ah, Senator
An illegal congress by proxy is a pigeon by any other name
Sex with your parents

Senators, you polish a turd
Here in the big city we got a word
For those who would bed their beloved big bird
And make a mockery of our freedoms
Ah, without even using a condom
Without even saying, "No"
By God we have a name for people like that
It's, hey, motherfucker

* Set The Twilight Reeling, Lou Reed